John Porter, originally from England, moved to Houston with his family at he age of seven. He is active in several comedy endeavors, including the Skinnies and the wildly successful Mr. Sinus Theater. His first novel, Marshall Hollenzer is Driving, is now available at most on-line bookstores, and...

No, that's Owen.

John's been around the club for a long time, not counting the times he quit or was fired or both. Right now, he doesn't get to play on stage much, because Les doesn't pay him to play, but he does pay John to manage the club.

John likes getting paid. John's beautiful daughter, Mayrose, likes to eat.

John is currently working on increasing his already diety-like ego and sense of self worth by trying to get into medical school. He won't know where he's going to attend, if at all, until February 1st. He would appreciate it if you would not bring it up, becuase he's doing a great job of not thinking about how many days, hours, minutes, and seconds that are left until he finds out whether or not he got in. Believe you me, when he finds out, the whole world will know in short order.

You can find out more about John Porter at www.owenegerton.com.